Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
Animal Crossing. The object is to pay off your debt by doing a bunch of favors for a bunch of ungrateful animals.
Mass Effect. You ride around in a space tank with poorly designed controls chasing after some dude and yelling at everyone about a giant machine race that no one believes exists.
Dragon Age: (Assuming Alistair romance, uses family figuratively where necessary) Be tragically ripped from the only family you’ve ever known in one of six unique origins. Drink a slow-acting poison to gain special powers that ultimately force your boyfriend/fiance to father a child on another woman, or else one of you dies a horrible death. Even if he fathers the child on the other woman, both of you will die a painful death in a few years due to the poison you drank after being taken from your family.
Dragon Age 2: A magical witch Dragon flies you from your devastated homeland to a City where everyone is crazy. You must gain their favour by doing menial tasks and killing waves of unimaginative enemies. Most of the people you love will die. You can either support the crazy blood wizard, or the crazy Stamford-prison-experiment anti-wizard. Either way, your hot crazy boyfriend will blow up the Church and lots of people will die.
Star Wars The Old Republic: Glitches. Everywhere.
League of Legends: solo queue summoner’s rift
Assassin’s Creed II: Watch your great-great-great-great-grandpa be born, then his family murdered. Avenge your family, but at the last moment, be unable to kill their true murderer for a golden apple. By the way, that dude is gonna become Pope. Have fun killing the Pope. By the way, you also get to see your 27th great grandpa have sex with your 27th great grandma. Learn that EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IF A LIE. And you’ll probably hallucinate about other stuff, but its all for the good of the world.
For all the gifs, hahaha.
HAHAHAHA that last one. Must reblog a third time.
It’s not that I judge you if you don’t like these things, it’s just that I feel alienated
because they are my life.
Thearishok’s gif seems most appropriate in this instance.